4/7/10

SO LITTLE TIME,SO MANY WINDMILLS...HE WHO SMIRKS LAST...SMIRKS  BEST...IF ALL THE  WORLD'S DESERTS AND BEACHES TURNED TO GOLD, MEN WOULD KILL ONE ANOTHER OVER  A HANDFUL OF SAND.

LA POLITICAL WONK QUIZ QUESTION: WHAT MEMBER OF L.A. CITY COUNCIL STARRED IN A PBS AFTERNOON SPECIAL? ANSWER AT THE BOTTOM.

L.A. IN CHAOS...MAYOR V THRIVES... TONY AND THE COUNCIL AT ONE ANOTHER'S THROATS

THE NUMBER ONE POLITICAL BLOGGER IN L.A RECENTLY SPECULATED THAT MAYBE JOHN WALSH IS RIGHT WHEN HE ACCUSES THE MAYOR OF BEING ON DRUGS.  OKAY. HERE'S OUR POSITION. VILLARAIGOSA IS ACTING BIZARRELY. CLAIMING THE CITY IS GOING BANKRUPT AND CALLING FOR A 3 DAY WORK WEEK. THE EYES ARE THE WINDOW TO THE SOUL. LOOK INTO THE MAYOR'S EYES. KIND OF SCARY. HIS MENTAL CONDITION IS WORSENING. THIS IS AN EMPEROR'S NEW CLOTHES SCENARIO.

HERE ARE THE QUESTIONS I ASKED AT CITY HALL UNDER PUBLIC COMMENT ON APRIL 7TH. WHO IS THE MAYOR'S PHYSICIAN? WHAT PRESCRIPTION DRUGS IS HE TAKING? IS THE MAYOR ABUSING PRESCRIPTION AMPHETAMINES? IS THERE A REPORTER IN L.A. WITH THE TEMERITY TO ASK THESE SIMPLE QUESTIONS OF THE MAYOR? IF THE MAYOR PUBLICLY DENIES TAKING SPEED, I'LL STOP ASKING THESE QUESTIONS AND SEARCH FOR ANOTHER EXPLANATION FOR HIS ODD BEHAVIOR.

ZEV'S NEW WEBSITE LAYS A $200THOUSAND EGG

HOLLYWOOD HIGHLANDS.ORG GETS UP TO 37,000 SUCCESSFUL SERVER REQUESTS A WEEK. ZEV IS  LUCKY  TO GET 2,000 VISITS A WEEK ACCORDING TO PRESS REPORTS. WE GET MORE UNSUCCESSFUL SERVER REQUESTS THAN HOPELESSLY DULL ZEV GETS SUCCESSFUL REQUESTS. SO I RUBBED SALT INTO YAROSLAVSKY'S CYBER  WOUNDS AT LAST MONTH'S MTA MEETING UNDER PUBLIC COMMENT... ON THE MICROPHONE. ZEV WAS SO HUMILIATED AND ENRAGED THAT HE SAID THAT HIS VISITORS WERE  OF "HIGHER QUALITY". THAT'S RIGHT. IF YOU ARE READING THIS RIGHT NOW, THIS WESTSIDE COUNTY SUPERVISOR BELIEVES YOU ARE A LOWER QUALITY NETIZEN THAN THE SMALL BAND OF SURFERS WHO HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN BE INSUFFERABLY AT HIS SPOT IN CYBERSPACE. PLEASE DON'T CHECK HIM OUT NOW.  IT WOULD MEAN A HUGE BUMP IN HIS WEB TRAFFIC WHICH WILL GIVE HIM BRAGGING RIGHTS.

THE SAD CASE OF CAO MANUEL SANTANA

L.A.'S CHIEF ADMINISTRATIVE OFFICER GOT CAUGHT ON A DUI A SHORT WHILE AGO. HE CHECKED HIMSELF INTO REHAB AT THE MAYOR'S COMMAND. THE OFFICIAL STORY IS FULL OF LIES? THE MAYOR PUT OUT A STORY THAT WAS SWALLOWED WHOLE BY THE MEDIA THAT SANTANA WAS PULLED OVER ON HIS WAY HOME FROM A FUNDRAISER ROAST OF STEVE COOLEY AT A DOWNTOWN HOTEL. IN FACT, SANATANA LEFT THE COOLEY EVENT AT LEAST AN HOUR AND A  HALF BEFORE HE WAS ARRESTED. SANTANA LIVES IN CLAREMONT. HE WAS ARRESTED ON A SIDE STREET IN COVINA? HUH?  SANTANA WAS NOT SERVED DRANKS AT THE COOLEY  FUNDRAISER  FOR DIABETES RESEARCH.  DIDN'T SANTANA GET DRUNK AT A SAN GABRIEL GENTLEMEN'S CLUB WHILE OGLING POLE RUBBING STRIPPERS? BEST WISHES, MR. SANTANA.  YOU ARE THE LATEST VICTIM OF THE VILLARAIGOSA CURSE.

THE NAZIS ARE COMING! THE NAZI'S ARE COMING!

THE THIRD REICH IS RALLYING ON THE SOUTH STEPS OF CITY HALL. ANTI-NAZIS WILL BE COUNTER DEMONSTRATING.  HOLLYWOODHIGHLANDS.ORG WILL BE WELL REPRESENTED AT THE DEMONSTRATION AGAINST THE NEO NAZI INVADERS. LOOK FOR JOHN WALSH WEARING HIS BARACK OBAMA MASK WITH A "I HATE NAZI" SIGN. AT A SKIN HEAD RALLY? WHY NOT? I ENJOY COURTING DISASTER. LAPD CAN BE  COUNTED ON TO KEEP BOTH SIDES FAR APART.

80 FOOT FREDDY KRUEGER - UNSOLVED ARSON AND GRANDMA GOMEZ KICKED OUT - ANOTHER DAY IN HOLLYWOOD

HOLLYWOOD REAL ESTATE... HUGE 80 FOOT SUPERGRAPHIC OF FREDDY KRUEGER IN THE REMAKE OF NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET ADORNING THE NEW W HOTEL. TRULY HORRIFIC!

AND IT'S NOT ILLEGAL BECAUSE THE DEVELOPER GOT THE NECESSARY WAIVERS FOR SUPERGRAPHICS WHILE THE PROJECT WAS UNDER CONSTRUCTION.

AT THE  NORTHWEST CORNER OF HOLLYWOOD AND VINE WHERE AN UNSOLVED ARSON DESTROYED THE HISTORIC UNIVERSAL STUDIO BLDG. GET READY FOR A GRAND UNVEILING, THANKS TO LITTLE RICKY THE HOLLYWOOD CITY COUNCILMAN.  A BRAND NEW PARKING LOT IS OPENING.

REMEMBER GRANDMA GOMEZ? SHE AND DOZENS OF OTHERS WERE EVICTED MORE THAN A YEAR AGO FROM THEIR NEWLY REHABBED APARTMENTS ON GOWER JUST NORTH OF HOLLYWOOD BLVD. THE PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH UP THE BLOCK WAS THE LANDLORD. MORE THAN 20 UNITS LEVELED TO BUILD  HOUSING FOR THE HOMELESS. ACCORDING TO A RECENT STORY IN THE L.A. TIMES THE HOMELESS HOUSING IS ON PERPETUAL HOLD DUE  TO THE RECESSION. THAT MEANS THAT COUNCILMAN GARCETTI AND THE CRA TORE DOWN PERFECTLY GOOD LOW RENT HOUSING TO GIVE US A VACANT LOT AND BROKEN PROMISES FOR HOMELESS HOUSING.

INDICTMENT OF LAUSD CONSTRUCTION MANAGEMENT OFFICIAL BY DISTRICT ATTORNEY. 

LAUSD COUNSEL RICHARD HOLMQIST IS PLAYING DUMB WITH HIS REACTION DISTURBINGLY SIMILAR

TO U.S. ATTORNEY JOHN MITCHELL'S REACTION TO WATERGATE. DIDN'T THE SCHOOL BOARD APPOINT A BOND OVERSIGHT COMMITTEE TO PREVENT  CORRUPTION? WHO DID THE SCHOOL BOARD PUT IN CHARGE? CONNIE RICE. SHE DESERVES AN EXPOSE OF HER OWN. CONNIE'S SECOND COUSIN IS CONDOLEEZA RICE.

ANTI- RACIST VICTORY…IN BAY AREA

THAT TRIAL OF THE OAKLAND COP JOHANNES MEHSERLE WHO BLEW AWAY A BLACK MAN ON RAIL PLATFORM IN OAKLAND ABOUT TO BEGIN IN DOWNTOWN L.A. IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS. (CLICK HERE FOR WALSH ARCHIVES STORY) BART RECENTLY FIRED THE ALLEGED KILLER COP'S SUPERIOR. A BIG VICTORY FOR BAY AREA ANTI-RACISTS.

GRIC THIS...

WHAT'S GRIC MEAN? THAT'S THE NEW ACRONYM FOR THE GREEN INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX. AL GORE'S FINANCIAL TIES TO GRIC ARE VERY  SUSPICIOUS.. HE'S QUIETLY MAKING A SMALL FORTUNE AND GETTING HIS ASS KISSED BY THE WORLD'S LIBERALS FOR POLITICAL CORRECTNESS. WATCH FOR A FUTURE EXPOSE OF BIG AL RIGHT HERE.

SMIC THAT...

WATCH ALSO  FOR  A  SMIC EXPOSE...THE SMOKERS INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX... THE WEDDING OF BIG TOBACCO AND BIG MARIJUANA. SMIC IS RUNNING COMMERCIALS ON THE RADIO FEATURING RETIRED COPS FOR LEGALIZATION OF RECREATIONAL MARIJUANA. NOW WATCH FOR THE OTHER SIDE TO COUNTER WITH HIPPIES AGAINST POT. YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST.

SCARIEST OF ALL...

JAMIEL'S LAW ACTIVISTS STILL FIGHTING THE  GOOD  FIGHT... CITY CONTROLLER WENDY GREUEL JOINS THE PARADE OF INVESTIGATORS PROBING LAUSD...  NEIGHBORHOOD ACTIVIST CANDIDO MAREZ TAKING AN ACTUAL L POLYGRAPH TO CITY HALL TO CHALLENGE  COUNCILMAN CARDENAS TO A LIVE LIE DETECTOR TEST. THE NEW MEXICAN CARDINAL IS FAR TO THE RIGHT OF THE OLD IRISH CARDINAL. HE IS SPAWN OF THE OPUS DEI SECRET SOCIETY... EVER NOTICE THAT CATHOLIC PRIEST NEVER SEXUALLY HIT ON BLIND STUDENTS... THEY STICK TO DEAF STUDENTS... MEG WHITMAN'S NICKNAME AMONG STAFFERS WHO LIKE HER MONEY MORE THAN THEY LIKE HER IS "THE SKULL".

JERRY BROWN'S OPPOSITIONAL RESEARCH PEOPLE ARE READY TO SHOVE THE SKULL'S TIES TO COMPANIES LIKE GOLDMAN SACHS UP HER METAPHORICAL BUTT... WHAT'S L.A. TIMES EDITORIAL WRITER ROBERT GREENE GOING TO DO WITH ALL THAT PRIZE MONEY HE RECEIVED FOR WINNING A CONTEST THAT JUDGED HIM THE BEST EDITORIAL WRITER IN AMERICA?...  RIDERSHIP IS PISS POOR ON THE NEW ANGEL'S FLIGHT. TOURISTS DON'T HANGOUT DOWNTOWN. AND RIDING FUNICULARS IS NOT AN HISPANIC THING. NEAR DEATH OLD WHITE GUYS  LOVE ANGEL'S FLIGHT...RIDERSHIP ON THE EXTENSION OF THE GOLD LINE INTO  EASTSIDE IS IN THE TOILET... ABOUT 4 OR 5 THOUSAND BOARDINGS A WEEKDAY. THE DREAM OF THE TRANSIT DEPENDENT ON SOTO STREET IS NOT  A LIGHT-RAIL. THE DREAM OF THE TRANSIT DEPENDENT IS  A  CARRRRR! ... UTLA PRESIDENT A J.DUFFY CONFESSED TO PATT MORRISON THAT HE HAS A HISTORY OF HEROIN ADDICTION... WHERE AND WHEN?...JOHN WALSH (AMERICA'S LEAST WANTED)  IS STILL NUMBER ONE ON UTLA'S VICE PRESIDENT JULIE WASHINGTON'S SUSPECT LIST AS THE MURDERER OF HER SON. OTHERS SUSPECT IT WAS A DOPE DEALER HIT. INCIDENTALLY JULIE AND A.J. HAVE WON CONTROL OF 22 SCHOOLS... BOTH ARE GREAT ROLE MODELS FOR THE KIDS... THE TIMES HAS A MORATORIUM ON EXPOSES OF UTLA. IT'S ALL ABOUT GETTING THE PARCEL TAX APPROVED  AT THE POLLS . POOR HOWARD BLUME IS MISSING IN ACTION. IF YOU WANT TO LOCATE HIM , HE'S UNDER THE EDUCATION EDITOR, BETH SHUSTER'S THUMB... CHECK OUR TRIBUTE TO L.A. TIMES CITY EDITOR SHELBY (JABBA THE HUTT) GRAD LAST MONTH... EXPECT REPUBLICANS TO USE THE  CHILD PORN POSSESSION ARREST OF A BARBARA BOXER D.C. AIDE IN 2008. MAYOR NEWSOM IS SO SURE OF WINNING LT. GOVERNOR THAT HE'S LOOKING INTO POSTPONING HIS SWEARING IN. THAT WAY HE WILL STILL BE MAYOR WHEN KAMALA HARRIS IS ELECTED ATTORNEY GENERAL AND SWORN IN. THEREBY ALLOWING GAVIN NEWSON TO APPOINT HER SUCCESSOR IS  S.F. D.A. MINUTES BEFORE HE'S SWARN IN. OTHERWISE, MAYOR NEWSOM'S ENEMIES ON THE S.F. BOARD OF SUPERVISORS GET TO APPOINT THE SUCCESSOR TO D.A. HARRIS. THE FLAW IN THE LOGIC IS HARRIS WINNING THE PRIMARY BECAUSE ROCKY DEGADILLO HAS PLENTY OF DIRT ON KAMALA WHICH HE MAY USE... DON'T YOU LOVE THE PIC--POWER INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX COMMERCIALS ASKING YOU TO VOTE FOR ITS PROPOSITION 16 MANDATING A TWO THIRD VOTE BY THE PUBLIC BEFORE A CITY COULD  SWITCH FROM PRIVATE POWER TO PUBLIC-OWNED (MUNICIPAL) POWER. I HAVE SEEN THE COMMERCIAL SO MANY TIMES I'VE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH THE SPOKESMODEL - ISN'T SHE  GORGEOUS? NO ONE THAT ATTRACTIVE COULD LIE TO ME. I TRUST EVERYTHING SHE SAYS.

QUIZ ANSWER: THE CUTE LITTLE STAR OF PBS AFTERNOON SPECIAL WAS ERIC GACETTI, PLAYING A BLIND KID

BUT DON'T GET ME WRONG...I LOVE L.A. I LOVE THE L.A. TIMES...I LOVE LAUSD. I LOVE THE CEMENT HEADS WHO CALL ME A NIMBY.  I LOVE ZEV WHICH MEANS WOLF IN GERMAN. MOST OF ALL I LOVE CATCHING POLITICIANS WITH THEIR PANTS DOWN OR THEIR DRESSES  UP.

CONNIE IN HER MORE GLAM - ACTIVIST DAYS AT LEFT.

IF YOU SEE A RESEMBLANCE BETWEEN CONNIE RICE (BELOW LEFT) AND CONDOLEEZA RICE (BELOW RIGHT) IT’S NOT JUST BECAUSE YOU ANOTHER DUMB WHITE PERSON WHO CAN’T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AFRICAN AMERICANS - THEY REALLY ARE SECOND COUSINS.

OPUS DEI -EVEN THE NAME SOUNDS SINISTER -PLAYED A BOOGEY MAN ROLE IN DAN BROWN’S OPUS OF CONSPIRACY, THE DA VINCI CODE OR “DA CHINCH -Y-CASH CODE” AS BOOKSELLERS CALLED IT.

MONSIGNOR ECHEVARRIA (UPPER RIGHT) IS CURRENT PRELATE. LA’S NEW CARDINAL GOMEZ (UPPER LEFT WITH CUTE GRIN) IS A MEMBER. THEIR HQ IN ROME, ABOVE. ARE THEY PART OF A GRAND CONSPIRACY BY THE JESUITS TO RULE THE WORLD? ASK THE ONCE AND FUTURE CALIF. GOVERNOR, JERRY BROWN. HE STUDIED WITH THE JESUITS...MAYBE THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF THE GLOBAL JESUIT SCHEME TO RULE THE WORLD...ONE BANKRUPT STATE AT A TIME...

OH WAIT THIS IS THE MASONS..THESE WORLD DOMINANCE CONSPIRACIES ARE SO CONFUSING...

JERRY BROWN AND REV. JIM JONES OF KOOL AID FAME...TAKING OVER THE WORLD ...ONE GLASS AT A TIME...OH WAIT, THAT’S NOT THE JESUITS EITHER..OH THERE IT IS BELOW...THIS RELIGIOUS CONSPIRACY STUFF CAN REALLY DRIVE YOU AROUND THE BEND ...I NEED A NICE COLD GLASS OF KOOL AID...

SCARIER THAN OPUS DEI, THE MASONIC CONSPIRACY AND JERRY BROWN IN A POWDER BLUE  74’ VALIANT PUT TOGETHER... MEG WHITMAN WORLD DOMINATION THRU TOTAL UNRELENTING COMMERCIAL BLITZ HYPNOSIS...HYPNOSIS...HYPNOSIS...MEG...

MEG...MEG...MEG...

MOST RECENT SHOT OF OUR PLAYBOY MAYOR , ABOVE, LOOKING A BIT THIN AND HAGGARD...TOO MUCH PLAY?

80 FEET OF FREDDY

...NOW THAT’S A SCARY THOUGHT...

IS POLITICAL MONEY DANGEROUS TO OBAMA?

JUST HOW MUCH IS THE PRESIDENT'S LIFE WORTH? PRICELESS?

…ACTUALLY IT MIGHT BE AS LOW AS…OH SAY - $500.00?

POLITICAL INSIDERS SAY BIG DONORS DON'T LIKE TO GO

THROUGH METAL DETECTORS AND BACKGROUND CHECKS ON ALL

ATTENDEES IS PRETTY PROHIBITIVE…

DO BIG CHECKS HALT THE SECURITY CHECKS?

THIS BLOG ASKS THE QUESTIONS NO ONE ELSE WANTS TO.  TO BE EXACT,

CAN A POTENTIALLY DANGEROUS NUT JOB WALK INTO A PRESIDENTIAL

EVENT WITH A BIG CHECK AND SOME KIND OF WEAPON? WE'RE JUST ASKING.

EARLY ON TUES. APRIL 20TH MAYOR VILLARAIGOSA AND COUNCIL PRESIDENT GARCETTI SCURRIED ACROSS THE AIRPORT TARMAC AND WAYLAID PRESIDENT OBAMA ON HIS WAY TO BOARD AIR FORCE 1 TO APOLOGIZE TO HIM FOR HIS HECKLING AT THE HANDS OF GAY "GetEQUAL" PROTESTORS AT BARBRA BOXER'S FUNDRAISER THE NIGHT BEFORE. VILLARAIGOSA CHOOSE THIS MOMENT TO MAKE A PITCH TO AN UNHAPPY OBAMA FOR FEDERAL MONEY TO JUMPSTART VILLARAIGOSA'S "SUBWAY TO THE SEA" - WHICH LEFT OBAMA COLD.

LOUD GAY PROTESTORS, FRUSTRATED ABOUT OBAMA NOT ENDING THE CLINTON ERA LEGACY OF "DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL”, HAD INTERRUPTED OBAMA'S SPEECH AT THE LA FUNDRAISER FOR BOXER AT EXPOSITION PARK MUSEUM ON APRIL 19TH… RUMORS PERSIST THAT  THE PRESIDENT UPBRAIDED BOXER FOR THE OUTBURST AND WAS HEARD USING THE TERM  "GAY BOYS"…IS THIS OBAMA'S "GetEQUAL-GATE?"

HOLLYWOODHIGHLANDS.ORG ASKS FOR A REVIEW OF THE SECURITY MEASURES AROUND OBAMA AT THESE EVENTS. DID EVERYONE GO THROUGH METAL DETECTORS?

FAR BE IT FROM US TO EVER CRITICIZE FREE SPEECH…WE MAKE BURNT OFFERINGS OF OLD BLOGS AT THE ALTER OF FREE SPEECH DAILY,  AND MISS MANNERS IS HARDLY GIVES US HER STAMP OF APPROVAL, BUT IT GOT US THINKING…WHAT ARE THE SECURITY CHECKS LIKE AT MOST PRESIDENTIAL FUNDRAISING EVENTS? WHAT ABOUT AT VIP RECEPTIONS USUALLY HELD AT SUCH SHINDIGS? IT DIDN'T LOOK LIKE IT WAS VERY HARD TO GET IN AS LONG THE CHECKBOOK WAS FLUSH ENOUGH. APPARENTLY THE GetEQUAL FOLKS HAVE SOME MONEY BEHIND THEM AND PAID FOR THEIR TICKETS. DONOR DEMONSTRATORS…IT'S SO 2010…NOT AT ALL LIKE THE LONG LOST SIXTIES.

WHAT IS A BIG ENOUGH DONATION TO GET YOU UP CLOSE AND MAYBE TOO PERSONAL WITH THE PRESIDENT? WELL, WE'RE TOLD, THAT DEPENDS ON WHAT AND WHO THE FUND RAISER IS FOR…AND WHERE IT IS.  IT COULD BE AS LITTLE AS $250.00 OR MUCH AS $100,000 AND UP.  OUR EXPERTS TELL US THAT OFTEN, THE HIGHER THE PRICE TAG - THE LOWER THE SECURITY.

IS THE HUNGER FOR  POLITICAL CASH GETTING IN THE WAY OF SAFE GUARDING THE PRESIDENT? IT SEEMS PRETTY RISKY TO ASSUME THAT ALL DANGEROUS PEOPLE ARE TOO POOR TO PONY UP FOR A BIG DONATION. AFTER ALL, THEY SEEM TO BE ABLE TO BUY MISSILES AND AIRPLANE TICKETS WITH NO PROBLEM...

FOR SOME VERY THOROUGH COVERAGE OF THE "DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL" DEMONSTRATIONS AT  THE LA BOXER EVENT AND IN DC, GO TO ONE OF OUR FAVORITE SITES: lgbtpov.com